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| 2008-05-27 | 21:26:47 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | U wanna hear a crazy story? | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:27:32 | Milla | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | always | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:27:56 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | So, im with my friend, who just got a mitsubishi lancer today | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:28:16 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | and we go to the dealers and sign all the papers and everything and get it | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:28:43 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | we drive (with a few detours) from the dealer to his house, aprox a ride of about 1h | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:29:03 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | when we turn, to go in to his street (wich happened to be a one-way street, a sign that we missed), there's this car in front of us. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:29:18 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | he sees us, slows down, so we stop to put the car in reverse | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:29:32 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | and then suddenly, out of the blue this guy accelerates, hitting us. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:29:48 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | The car was an hour old, and he totally fucked it up. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:30:13 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | But that's not the best part | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:30:41 | Milla | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | omg | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:30:45 | Milla | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | thats shit | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:31:03 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | The incident itself, apart from his erradic behaviour with accelerating against us, was totally undramatic | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:31:21 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | and he hit us at like 7 km/h, wich is nothing. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:32:01 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | So my friend leaves the car and to try to talk to him, and he locks himself into the car, moving perfectly normal. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:32:04 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | We call the cops | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:32:39 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | who sends 1 cop, 2 firetrucks, 1 fire-rescue-leader-car, 2 ambulances, 1 pre-hospital-emergency team and a tow truck. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:32:59 | Milla | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | hahahahahaha god u r dramatic | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:33:00 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | And the second (And i really mean the second) the ambulance gets there, the guy starts to experience neckproblems | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:33:26 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | so he goes to the hospital, and we're left standing there thinking: | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:33:30 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | "WTF?" followed by a "Gah, no, the car!" | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:33:40 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | So i _walk_ home to realize, we made the paper | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:33:45 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | http://sydsvenskan.se/malmo/article328065.ece | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:35:09 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | such an obvious insurance fraud, i mean, the guy HIT US, we weren't even moving. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:35:26 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | And then he starts to have "mysterious" neckproblems. | ||||
| 2008-05-27 | 21:35:47 | God - Before anyone did anything.. Elvis did everything. | Milla | In short, an asshole hit our brand new car. |
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